"Twenty bucks says I knock that yard gnome's head clean off."

"That's not a gnome, it's a cat."

"Oh."

"Wait, you have a gummy Venus stuck to your butt. I'll get it..."

"Get off my lawn, you damn kids!"

"You got yourself stuck in that fireplace, you can figure your own way out of it..."

"So it was just me, my buddy, and this sheep, for like four days, so naturally...."

"I don't want to hear the rest of this story."

"So when the sheep stuck it's tongue out, yeah, like that Donna, my buddy thought it was something else, so I said 'well, stick another sheep on, then'."

Moments later, the girls were persuaded to kiss. 

Unfortunately, not each other.

"Ooopsi! I dropped my purse on the floor... Be a deeeeery, and pick that up for me, would you?"

"So when the sheep stuck its tongue out, like this, my buddy says..."

"Yeah, we heard that joke already."

"No, no, there will not be a repeat of that drunken kiss, so just take the picture already and put the camera away..."

Later, when their mutant powers developed, they would go on to be the X-men:

Ice-man, The Beast, Cyclops, Nightcrawler
Mystique, Jubilee, and Jean Grey

okay, yes, Technically Mystique was a member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, but I can't think of one of the X-ladies that would fit, so Mystique it is. 

If you would like to dispute these assignments, please click here. 

At the boilermaker, they passed out sausage McBiscuits to the first 1000 runners. The other 9000 spent the next few miles slipping in greasy vomit. 

Juliet displays her worn mallett in order to distract the other players from Brooke's "complimentary" shots.

"hi guys!"

"yeah, funny. No, we're not 'hopping in to bed together', so just get that thought out of your dirty little minds."